Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Another Plot twist, Helena Bonham Carter is played by Johnny Depp.
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pants with fake pockets
Why do you do this to us?

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Fran Drescher is flawless.
SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I’VE JUST BEEN INSULTED. SEXY ENOUGH NOT TO CARE
^^^
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.
so close.
H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG
what even
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
it’s ok you tried
THEQUIKROWFOUEPDOERTHELAYDOG
THE QUIC BROW OX UMPE OER THE Y O
why
TE UIC RWN JUED VER TE LAY DDG>
THQUICKRWNJUMPEDVRTHAZY
TEQUICKBRONOXUMEOVERTEAZYOG
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
why
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
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