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dottoraqn:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

Another Plot twist, Helena Bonham Carter is played by Johnny Depp.

(Source: funeralfrost)

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carryonmywincestson:

pants with fake pockets

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you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

Why do you do this to us?

That terrible moment when you realize the songs you loved as a child were just as dirty as the songs you hate today.

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cage-veil-cunt:

mckeegles:

dicloniuslilium:

Fran Drescher is flawless.

SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I’VE JUST BEEN INSULTED. SEXY ENOUGH NOT TO CARE

^^^

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TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

semi-literate-merman:

noneforsusanbye:

incorrectly-labeled:

tahyes:

thunderifical:

burgerphile:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.

so close.

H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG

what even

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

it’s ok you tried

THEQUIKROWFOUEPDOERTHELAYDOG

THE QUIC BROW OX UMPE OER THE Y O

why

TE UIC RWN  JUED VER TE LAY DDG>

THQUICKRWNJUMPEDVRTHAZY

TEQUICKBRONOXUMEOVERTEAZYOG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

why

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?

(Source: peterparkour)